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    If you have popped over here from my facebook page could you please add comments in the blog rather than on the link on facebook itself. I dont want to worry YD unnecessarily Thanks. You can now use your facebook log in so you dont need to enter extra details if you like
  • All about Gertrude

    Gertrude is the name we decided to call my cancerous breast hence the title of this blog. Although I had to keep my breast through chemo and radiation due to the nature of IBC - once it 'blew up' it no longer looked like my breast and I couldn't wait to get rid of it. Calling it Gertrude was a way of seperating it from myself. This main page is where I write about the general goings on that relate to Gertrude, there is another page that are more a diary of treatments etc This blog is a public blog so although I am being very honest about my battle with Gertrude I have "changed names to protect the innocent" - because everyone can see it if you write comments on the blog pages please use the same abbreviations for other family member or friends that I do. Please feel free to ask questions if you want clarification because then other people who might have been wondering the same thing can read your question and our answers.
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    OH- Other Half (Hubby), OD- Oldest Daughter, MD- Middle Daugher, YD- Youngest Daughter, SB- soulja boi MD's fiance in the army (now ex fiance), OD's R OD's partner, BS- Breast surgeon whose initials just happen to be BS as well, BC- our GP (family doctor), Dr H- my medical oncologist, all other friends family etc will be referred to as initials etc
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  • SUSAN’S ARMY

    No Princess Alone button

With this offer

In the style of an infomercial. LOL

Introducing the new ‘wonder drug’ Xeloda. No more sitting in that blue lazyboy chemo chair -now you can do your chemo in the comfort of your own home

Every three weeks you will recieve a supply of pills

 

taking only 5 in the morning and 5 at night every day for 2 weeks you will soon see amazing results (hopefully)

But wait there’s more…

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and how much will all this cost you- not the usual price of $999.23 but with the government subsidy you get all this for $3.00

and this low price will continue each time you get a new batch of tablets for your 6 cycles

but not only that….

for the same low price of an extra $3.00 we will also give you a supply of loperamide to stop that pesky side effect (diarrhea)

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